stockpilingantihistamines:

parting-gone-deactivated2022121:

y'all are worried about a surveillance state all while filming strangers in public for clicks and clout… baby you ARE the surveillance state!

bobyphilip220:

Bear sploots

why do my post say blaze under them

how do i get the fucking ads off my profile

logs on follows 3 random people reblogs things in a daze immediately logs off

thedialup:

yeah I know them we went to tumblr together

08080808990654322245751-deactiv:

god i love being a strong capable man, i can just decide to grab something and make it worse whenever i want

see that jar over there? i can reach that and drop it on the floor at any time

see that couch over there? yeah i can badly lift that and drag it around, ruining the floor in the process

see that leaky faucet over there? yeah i can make that situation worse almost instantly

carygrantsbeard:

Shut up everyone this is my favorite part of the 10 hours heavy rain sound on windows with thunder sounds

applied-juice:

i just wanna dance with you, dance with you all night long